Just NO Under ArmourⓇ Athletic Tee
Performance-driven. Boundary-approved.
$38.50
Sam loved fitness.
Unfortunately, everyone else loved Sam’s fitness too.
His coworkers believed he “lived for burpees.”
His friends assumed he was always “down for a quick 10K.”
One well-meaning neighbor tried to recruit him for a charity stair-climb up a building that had clouds.
Sam just wanted one rest day where he lifted nothing heavier than a remote.
Scrolling online, he found the Just NO Under Armour® Athletic Tee—performance fabric, giant “NO,” and a subtle “Just No Co” like a legal disclaimer for his muscles.
He wore it to the gym.
“Bro, you wanna join our 5 a.m. tire-flip club?”
Sam turned, sweat-wicking shirt blazing “NO.”
The guy laughed. “Respect. Have a chill workout, man.”
On a group chat, someone suggested a “fun” weekend obstacle race featuring mud, electricity, and probably taxation.
Sam replied with a mirror selfie in the shirt.
The chat exploded with crying-laughing emojis and one blessed message: “Fair, we’ll leave you out.”
Even at the office wellness fair, the HR rep pointed to a sign-up sheet.
“Interested in a lunchtime boot camp?”
Sam merely stretched, letting the bold letters across his chest answer for him.
The clipboard slowly retreated.
By Sunday, Sam’s recovery day was intact.
He lounged on the couch, hydrated, and didn’t agree to a single extra workout.
His heart rate rested.
His shirt did all the heavy lifting.
Product Details
60% cotton, 40% polyester
Fabric weight: 7.41 oz./yd.² (251.24 g/m²)
Unisex sizing with a relaxed, fuller cut
Split hem for added mobility and comfort
Heatseal Under Armour® logo
Durable construction designed for performance and longevity
Fit & Feel
Relaxed athletic fit with a soft yet substantial feel. True-to-size with room to move.
Just No Co
Minimal words. Maximum confidence.
Size Guide
Size Label | A | B | C |
S | 29 | 19 ½ | 9 ¼ |
M | 29 ½ | 21 | 9 ½ |
L | 30 | 22 ½ | 9 ¾ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 10 |
2XL | 32 | 25 ½ | 10 ¼ |